I’ve created an experimental pie that will follow the subreddits most popular tickers being spoke about daily. It will be managed daily also so feel free to take part and follow the comments I leave with the updates each day of changes made
https://www.trading212.com/pies/l71rWav1QqZsIfkVbXOygH5KzEUv
Now I’ve picked up some Pfizer shares at a 3 month low price of $36. I wanted to do it in commemoration of having their product put in my arm at 1pm today.
Thus far I am not feeling any strange urge to switch my browser to Microsoft Edge. And thankfully, since it was not the AZ product I need not worry about turning into a monkey.
Maybe its a slow growing thing, today no strange feeling tomorrow switched to edge, next week switch to Nokia phone running windows then you buy a Surface then an Xbox and so on 
I already own a Surface Pro 7 and Surface Laptop 2. Had to return the pro 3 times for a fault they could never fix. I always mentioned in my customer service complaints that I was a MSFT shareholder but that didn’t seem to shake the agents into providing me any better service. I have lived with the Surface Pro fault and use it with a pen and Teams for my remote working. Pretty good products. Owned the shares for decades.
So what you’re telling us is that you have already been infected by the MSFT jab sorry I mean Pfizer jab and that’s why there is no affect
Maybe thats why MSFT has done well recently, haha, nothing to do with great quarterly results 
Yes we have been looking for the wrong side effect this whole time!! ha